Monday, February 02, 2009

Hand Gestures (Review)

source: http://jeffwerner.ca/2006/03/hand_gestures_r.html

A required three-page report on the process and post-class critique of Hand Gestures, a short film I made for Interdisciplinary Media.

Requirements

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Create a short video or film up to five minutes in length. Camera and editing technology at your discretion, though demos for, and availability to, Sony consumer-level MiniDV cameras and Apple iMovie editing stations will be assured. A brief discussion and reading concerning beauty and ugliness will be the sole (and only slightly emphasized) conceptual background for the assignment. Do not make a music video or produce a feature about your pet.

Process (Idea)

I’ve been interested in, and have studied, documentary film and have always had a desire to produce one. More recently I’ve been watching the short films of Charles and Ray Eames (circa 1960s), whose style is often concisely didactic with well-designed and composed subject matter, from spinning tops to bread to animations of the solar system to manufacturing processes.

Like the Eames film for Tops I wanted to study a seemingly mundane and ubiquitous object or form and present it in a beautiful manner, or rather, compose and edit footage in such a way as to highlight the subject’s inherent and easily-overlooked aesthetic qualities. After contemplating everything from stairwells to bicycle cranks to toilets a friend suggested I try different hand gestures.

In addition to creating a video formally pleasing to the eye my second primary goal was to provide the viewer with new information—i.e. to educate—and have he or she come away from the video with a slightly new perspective on the subject and/or a starting point to discussion.

For example, perhaps the viewer knows all the hand gestures featured but only via a North American interpretation (“I didn’t know the ‘OK’ sign could also mean ‘anus’”). Or, a viewer knows something more about a gesture that wasn’t given, or knows a significant gesture that should have been featured but was not (biting your thumb at someone is offensive).

I did not want to create the authoritative account of international body language (esp. within five minutes), thus the process behind my selection of gestures and the way in which I presented them would be significant.

Finally, researched some definitions for hand gestures among sources such as Wikipedia, the Chicago Mercantile Exchange and sign language books.

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Process (Construction)

My gestural starting point was one I learned during travels in the Middle East, where pulling my sweaty shirt away from my chest with two hands (also a Looking Rather Dapper movement in the West) could be considered rude to an Arab, meaning instead “I have had enough of you.”

While wanting to explore different cultural gestures I also wanted to account for the ambiguity of those well-known to a young, Western audience while still steering clear of the more boring and mundane gestures (such as Handshake or Hi). I compiled roughly 40 different gesture clips split between two performers, myself and—for more contrast, aesthetic appeal and less self-centeredness, a female actor—and imported the footage into iMovie.

I debated between intertitles vs. subtitles and chose the latter in order to maintain more continuity and less jarring edits between shots, for a more direct correlation between description and action, and to shorten the film under four minutes. The timing of the subtitles was also important to create these effects as well as to generate more humour in terms of expectations and evidence (thus the subtitles appear first, slight pause, then action).

During the filming process I instinctively presented the hand gestures in a methodical and, as my third self-imposed assignment criteria, a slightly humorous manner. After reviewing the footage I realized my specific “gesture style” was in direct reference to Martha Rosler’s “system of harnessed subjectivity” in her short film Semiotics of the Kitchen (1975), whereby the artist alphabetically traverses a seemingly benign tour of various kitchen utensils punctuated by sudden violent actions followed by calm and composed returns to monotone composure. I had recently seen this video during an Art History seminar last term.

Evaluation

Classmates and the instructor offered the following during the critique of Hand Gestures:

  • Monotone (in terms of gesture) hands were funny
  • Sterile aesthetic
  • Looks like one continuous shot
  • Editing was distracting
  • Is it instructional? A social critique?
  • What is the context of hand signs?
  • Language-based piece, semiotics popular in the 1980s (see Martha Rosler)

Regarding the edits and continuous shot comment: no, each gesture was done separately for ease of editing and acting, though I would have to agree that a continuous take would have been less jarring and more effective, but would have perhaps been less instructive in terms of filming and editing skills.

I wanted to avoid too much politicization of the content and rather leave the interpretations to the viewer, esp. for gestures that differ across cultures like the OK and Stop signs. At the same time I wanted to acknowledge my viewpoint as a western male and thus included primarily gestures familiar to my contemporary audience. The instructor’s comment regarding the semiotics, or the language, of the piece is something I think was beginning to emerge in the work yet was an aspect I, if I were to remake the video, would more consciously incorporate or at least think about.

Overall I think the video was a success if mildly boring. It did elicit a few laughs and myself and some friends are consistently referencing it whenever we make a gesture (I’ll wave Bye and they’ll extend the gesture with a Gun sign, and I’ll counter with a “rub poo in your face” sign).

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7 Innocent Gestures That Can Get You Killed Overseas

7 Innocent Gestures That Can Get You Killed Overseas

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If you've ever had your penis cut off and/or been executed while on holiday, you'll probably know that it's easy to offend people from other cultures. Unless you learn the ways of the place you're visiting, even the most well-meaning tourist can regularly find his oesophagus stuffed with burning goat. But surely just plain common sense and good manners will save you, right?

Wrong.

Extend Your Hand, Palm Outward in Greece

What you think you are saying:
"Phew! That was a heck of a moussaka. I'd eat another portion, but I'm completely stuffed."

What you are actually saying:
"Phew! That was a heck of a moussaka. I'd eat another portion, but I'm too busy rubbing handfuls of shit in your face."

What the hell?
In Greece, the "hand out" gesture is known as the moutza, and it dates back to the time of the Byzantine Empire, when criminals would be paraded through the streets on horseback, their faces blackened to indicate their shame. If they were lucky, the blackening agent would merely be charcoal. If they were unlucky, it would be a substance much, much worse ...

SHIT, is what we're saying here. Their faces would be covered in SHIT.

If you really want to piss a Greek person off, you can go for the double moutza, which features both hands splayed above your head. However, this will also make you look like a backup dancer from Cats, so it's your call.

Give the Thumbs-Up In The Middle East

What you think you are saying:
"Ayyyyy! I'm the fuckin' Fonz!"

What you are actually saying:
"Ayyyyy! I'm going to jam my thumb in your anus!"

What the hell?
It's not just the Middle East. This seemingly universal gesture is also hideously offensive in West Africa and South America, whose citizens would doubtless get really confused if they ever watched Ebert and Roeper. "This movie is great, Bill! So great that I'd like to anally rape it with my thumb!"

The thumbs-up sign has been confusing people for thousands of years. Contrary to Hollywood legend, Roman gladiators were not spared by a thumbs-up, but by a hidden thumb. If the origins of both gestures are linked, we can only assume this meant, "Do not kill the prisoner, he seems the perfect solution to the emperor's arthritic finger."

Finish Your Meal In Thailand / The Philippines / China

What you think you are saying:
"This is a delicious meal. I mean it. I'm not the kind of guy who would lie about something like this. In fact, your meal was so fucking fabulous that I am going to finish every last morsel and then lick the plate so bright that it reveals the face of God."

What you are actually saying:
"You call yourself a host? I came here for a meal, not some Lilliputian hors d'oeuvre that wouldn't satisfy a mouse after a sizable brunch. Look at me. No, in the eyes. You disgust me."

What the hell?
It is always important that the host provides you with tasty food. However, in countries where steak in bleu cheese sauce costs approximately the same as a lung transplant, it is more important that the host provides you with enough food.

In China, if you finish every last bite of your meal, you are implying that you weren't given enough. Therefore, even if the meal is the most sexually delicious thing that has ever slid down your throat, you should still leave one last morsel on the plate to stare up at you mournfully while you eye it with ill-concealed resentment.

That said, the Orient isn't as uptight as this example suggests. In China it's considered perfectly good manners to talk with your mouth full and to burp after your meal. Farting seems to vary according to the situation and your current company, so ask ahead of time. Lighting the fart is frowned upon in almost all provinces.

Say "Hi" to a Member of the Opposite Sex in Saudi Arabia

What you think you are saying:
"Hi Steve! How's things? Fancy getting a decaf latte?"

What you are actually saying:
"Hi, Steve! How's things? Fancy booking a hotel room so that I can do immoral sex acts on you in the name of Satan?"

What the hell?
According to sharia religious laws, it is deeply immoral for a woman to greet a man in public, or associate with any man other than her husband without an escort. In February 2008, one American woman openly conversed with a man in Starbucks, and was promptly arrested, strip-searched and forced to sign false confessions.

Though, perhaps this is nitpicking considering women are not allowed to drive, vote, own shops, testify in court or ride bicycles there. Bizarrely, it's perfectly fine for women to fly high-powered jet planes, although they're clearly fucked if they feel like taking a bicycle to the airport.

The point being, if you're a woman and are planning a move to Saudi Arabia, offending them with the whole public greeting thing is probably the least of your problems.

Give an Even Number of Flowers in Russia

What you think you are saying:
"Darling, this week has been the most wonderful of my life. Since I first felt the sweet joy of your caress, I have truly come to know what it is to love and to be loved. Please accept these half-dozen roses as a symbol of my eternal tender devotion." (Lean forward for kiss.)

What you are actually saying:
DEATH! DEATH! DEEEEEEAAAAAAAATH!!!!!!

(Lean forward for kiss.)

What the hell?
In Russia, even numbers of flowers are only ever given at funerals, and such a gift is seen as inviting death, which you obviously don't want to do unless you're banging a goth chick.

Choosing the right gift seems to be a minefield of morbidity everywhere you go. Never give a clock to a Chinese person, as the word "clock" is almost identical to a word for "death." Don't wrap your present in white paper there either, as this suggests funerals. And for God's sake, don't give anyone in Bangladesh white flowers or they will presumably be obliged to buy a spade and bury themselves while muttering at you reproachfully.

You know what, screw giving a gift. You may come across as a selfish douchebag, but at least no one will hail you as the fourth horseman of the apocalypse.

Give a Gift With Your Left Hand, Pretty Much Anywhere

What you think you are saying:
"Thank you very much for letting me marry your daughter. She is very beautiful. In gratitude, please accept this dainty, yet tuneful instrument. Did I mention that I'm left-handed?"

What you are actually saying:
"Thank you very much for letting me marry your daughter. She is the most worthless heap of dog vomit I have ever encountered, and I dearly wish that she would die. In gratitude, please accept a generous portion of my own effluence. Did I mention that I hate you?"

What the hell?
Toilet paper may have been around in China since 589 AD, but for much of the world, it remains a prohibitively expensive luxury. In places such as India, Sri Lanka, Africa and the whole of the Middle East, doing anything with your left hand is seen as unclean, as it is (as least symbolically) your ass-wiping hand.

Eating out? Don't even think about using your left hand. It's better to come across as some kind of retarded monkey child than to imply that you rate your host's food on the same level as a lightly-steamed assburger.

Of course, poop is not the only reason left-handedness is bad. According to the Qur'an, Satan himself was a southpaw, which is why he was able to successfully fool the right-handed batter that is mankind.

Give the "OK" Sign in Brazil

What you think you are saying:
"Hi Brazil, I'm US President Richard Nixon, and I'm feeling terrific!"

What you are actually saying:
"Hi Brazil, I'm US President Richard Nixon, and I'm feeling that you should all go fuck yourselves!"

(Note: The above examples are only valid if you are US President Richard Nixon)

What the hell?
In Brazil, the "OK" gesture is roughly equivalent to the finger in the US, which means you should not use it when your hotel manager asks you how your room is, unless you want to tell him that it's purple and velvety and recently molested his wife.

The most famous incident of a misapplied "OK" sign was, in fact, Nixon's visit to Brazil in the '50s. While alighting from the aircraft, he lifted both hands to the cameras and double-fingered the entire nation. Nixon went on to greet the Brazilian Prime minister with a savage kick to the testicles, and concluded his visit by urinating from the window of a moving limousine.

If you're visiting Brazil, you should also never touch any food with your fingers. Even stuff like pizzas and burgers should be eaten with a knife and fork. Not that you'll ever need to apply this knowledge, because after reading this article, you'd be insane if you ever travel abroad again.

Tim Cameron is a recovering gaming addict. His blog, The Silly Addiction, catalogs his ridiculous struggle to go straight.


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